Failed Book Ideas

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Lady Chatterley’s Liver

The Lion, the Witch, and the Purple Clutch

Little Haemorrhoid on the Prairie

All Quiet on the Zoom Call

To Kill a Cassowary

The Manicurist’s Tale

The Murder of Roger Shufflebotham

As I Lay Snoring

The Remains of the Roast Chicken

The Color Puce

Abnormal People

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